Quadraman
Sergeant
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 62
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 Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:31 pm Post subject: I need help |
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I'm psychopathic with homicidal tendencies and the voices in my head keep telling me to go on a killing spree. Can anyone here please help me?  |
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alk
General of the Army
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 349
Location: Colorado
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| Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:20 am Post subject: |
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Yes. Don't kill anyone. I hope that was helpful.
Peace,
Drew
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Bunsen
Sergeant
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 83
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:03 am Post subject: |
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| Clearly the voices in your head have issues. Have they considered seeing an imaginary psychiatrist? |
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Anonymous Freak
Sergeant
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 76
Location: Portland, OR
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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Best get-out-of-work excuse ever:
Boss, I'm not coming in to work today. The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns... Oh, and have you decided about that raise I asked you for last week? |
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